cr34t0r:

If she was a magic card I’d tap-dat.

thisposterisironic:

Monstrumolo-gist: HEY bæ, are you the Hubble Telescope? Because I’d love to watch that ass orbit round and round…

Me: Do they exert a disproportionate gravitational force, or are your eyes just a Great Attractor?

Monstrumolo-gist: You put the ass back in asstrophysics

Me: Sadly I don’t have any dark matter to show you but I could sure show u matter of another type ;)

Monstrumolo-gist: You must be the Higgs Boson Particle, because I’ve been colliding and colliding and I finally found you

Me: Babe I’m not a star so the emissions I’m gonna be giving off tonight are hardly electromagnetic ;)

Monstrumolo-gist: THE UNIVERSE ISN’T THE ONLY THING EXPANDING AT AN INFINITE AND UNIMAGINABLE RATE

Me: HEYY I’D LIKE TO STUDY THE NATURE OF *YOUR* HEAVENLY BODY

Monstrumolo-gist: IS THAT A NEW CELESTIAL BODY OR IS IT JUST THAT ROUND BUM OF YOURS

Me: HOW BOUT I APPLY THE DISCIPLINES OF PHYSICS TO YOU ;)

Monstrumolo-gist: YOU MUST BE ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE BECAUSE I’M ABOUT TO RUN MY TURING TEST ON YOU

Me: I’D SURE LIKE TO PROBE URANUS

debussy-cat-dolls:

'Cuz you've sure got me homo erectus. ;3

khaleesi-bae:

I remember making these for the page I used to admin.
If anyone used these on me i would marry them???
khaleesi-bae:

I remember making these for the page I used to admin.
If anyone used these on me i would marry them???
khaleesi-bae:

I remember making these for the page I used to admin.
If anyone used these on me i would marry them???
khaleesi-bae:

I remember making these for the page I used to admin.
If anyone used these on me i would marry them???
khaleesi-bae:

I remember making these for the page I used to admin.
If anyone used these on me i would marry them???
khaleesi-bae:

I remember making these for the page I used to admin.
If anyone used these on me i would marry them???
khaleesi-bae:

I remember making these for the page I used to admin.
If anyone used these on me i would marry them???
khaleesi-bae:

I remember making these for the page I used to admin.
If anyone used these on me i would marry them???
khaleesi-bae:

I remember making these for the page I used to admin.
If anyone used these on me i would marry them???

khaleesi-bae:

I remember making these for the page I used to admin.

If anyone used these on me i would marry them???

"I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force."
— Nerdy Pick up lines by Gym junkie (via darmani64)
jayjayvanity:

I used this on my ex when we were dating XD

jayjayvanity:

I used this on my ex when we were dating XD

"If I move my lips half the distance to yours… and then half again… and again… etc…. would they ever meet? no? Well in this specific case I am going to disprove your assumption."
— (via drew-effrayant)