If she was a magic card I’d tap-dat.
Monstrumolo-gist: HEY bæ, are you the Hubble Telescope? Because I’d love to watch that ass orbit round and round…
Me: Do they exert a disproportionate gravitational force, or are your eyes just a Great Attractor?
Monstrumolo-gist: You put the ass back in asstrophysics
Me: Sadly I don’t have any dark matter to show you but I could sure show u matter of another type ;)
Monstrumolo-gist: You must be the Higgs Boson Particle, because I’ve been colliding and colliding and I finally found you
Me: Babe I’m not a star so the emissions I’m gonna be giving off tonight are hardly electromagnetic ;)
Monstrumolo-gist: THE UNIVERSE ISN’T THE ONLY THING EXPANDING AT AN INFINITE AND UNIMAGINABLE RATE
Me: HEYY I’D LIKE TO STUDY THE NATURE OF *YOUR* HEAVENLY BODY
Monstrumolo-gist: IS THAT A NEW CELESTIAL BODY OR IS IT JUST THAT ROUND BUM OF YOURS
Me: HOW BOUT I APPLY THE DISCIPLINES OF PHYSICS TO YOU ;)
Monstrumolo-gist: YOU MUST BE ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE BECAUSE I’M ABOUT TO RUN MY TURING TEST ON YOU
Me: I’D SURE LIKE TO PROBE URANUS
I remember making these for the page I used to admin.
If anyone used these on me i would marry them???
I used this on my ex when we were dating XD